I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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