it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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