Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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