sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I can feel your judgement through the phone
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
