i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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