but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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