babies were throwing up all over the place
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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