My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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