2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
