Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Woke up backwards on a recliner
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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