She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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