omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
