Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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