Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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