at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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