Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Non-Jews are for practice
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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