I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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