At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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