He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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