God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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