even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize