Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
