i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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