Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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