VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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