He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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