You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Gay?
German.
Pity.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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