He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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