Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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