2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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