Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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