I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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