How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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