And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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