my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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