i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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