I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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