He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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