Buhtt sex?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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