I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
