My friends, they love my intelligence
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
The air taste purple.
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