I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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