we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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