i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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