You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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