Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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