Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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