I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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