I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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