Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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