'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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