That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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