rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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