Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Never underestimate the power of titties
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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